The Toastess has written:
Wedding toasts and vows
Birthday toasts and roasts
Bar/Bat mitzvah speeches
Songs, poems and skits
Resumes and professional pitches
Our repertoire is always growing, so let us know what you have in mind and we’ll make it happen.
You can choose from the services below, which are available globally — we're able to connect in person or by email, phone, or Skype/FaceTime.
The Speech Stylist.
If you've written a speech, and it needs some fine-tuning. For those who already have thoughts down on paper but are looking for ways to elevate the writing with more voice, punch and eloquence.
You'll give us: A complete draft of your toast to edit.
We'll give you: Thorough suggestions on content, structure and delivery, with as many revisions as you need to make the monologue mic-ready.
The Toast Whisperer.
We'll write the thing, start to finish. For those who want the full ghost-writing experience, we'll pen the piece from scratch and leave you with a speech that'll leave your audience speechless.
You'll give us: One hour to do an "interview" about your subject(s). This will ensure that we have quality material to work from and that we understand your vision.
We'll give you: The hour-long brainstorm and interview session, an original toast that brings your subject(s) to life, and as many revisions as you need to make the monologue mic-ready.
The Total Toastess.
As much help as you need, as often as you need it. For those who want full support through the process — with brainstorming, writing and then speaking — Gold grants unlimited assistance at a fixed price.
You'll give us: Time to meet in person or by phone for an "interview" about your subject(s). This will ensure that we have quality material to work from and that we understand your vision.
We'll give you: Constant contact and open dialogue about your toast. We'll pitch you several ideas after the interview, write something vibrant and unique, and coach you on presentation for the big day. Need anything else? You name it. We mean it.